Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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