What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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