real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Drunk is a universal language darling
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