hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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