Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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