i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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