Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Everclear isn't food dammit
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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