its not stalking. its research.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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