windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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