Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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