just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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