If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I have aggressive nipples.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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