Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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