Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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