Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
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go home
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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