Need sex. Gaining weight.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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