Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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