You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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