they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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