So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize
