Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i think i have two assholes
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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