Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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