She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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