let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
