yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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