1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
We are two peas in an std pod
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
we're so committed to being not committed
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