Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
my shit smells like andre
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
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