I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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