so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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