It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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