You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
