you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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