Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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