Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
