you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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