would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just had sex on a roof
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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