Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
