ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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