we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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