I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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