I got chris browned last night
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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