how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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