I looked at my own cervix.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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