I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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