ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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