I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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