you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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