just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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