Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
i out mim tonsoeep
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