We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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